latest scandal on the college campus involves a kid we all know as johnny. now johnny is known around the smokers, stoners, and, well, different kids that hang out at the smoking hut(a field they bannish all the ciggaret smokers to at GPC, so we can all participate in illegal activities together) as a pretty sketch individual. he has been introducing and selling a white powder that he calls a cannabanoid or something to the smoking population. Its a white powder that has no smell when you smoke it, and he claims it gets you higher than weed, and wont show up on drug tests. MC and i were hesitant to try it at first, because well i mean johnny is sketch as fuck, but my curiosity got the best of me and i try it. now before we get to the scandal, let me just tell you about my experience with this shady ass super drug.
As i sit in rayne storm pondering whether i should believe that this is legal, johnny decides to whip out something which looked like...nope, it basically was a crack pipe.
"Dude, what the fuck?"
"haha yeah i know, everyone freaks out because its like soo sketch you know?" he says almost as if he is trying to convince himself of that
at this point im thinking about just going to class and ditching the whole idea, but im already late and, well, i wasnt high. So he carefully uses a pencap to put the power in the...crack pipe. all i can think about is swine flu and how many people have touched that pencap. i take 3 hits and johhny randomly asks me how much i weigh.
"130" i respond
"Oh shit" he sighs, "you dont need anymore, you'll be high as shit. just wait, it will hit you all the sudden while your sitting in class"
"Oh shit" he sighs, "you dont need anymore, you'll be high as shit. just wait, it will hit you all the sudden while your sitting in class"
i'm thinking to myself okay buddy, dont have to make excuses if you dont want me to smoke anymore. so i get up, thank him, and head to class fifteen minutes late. mary claire and jake (this is while he was in town) are already sitting across the room, directly facing me. i was fine, about to text mary claire when all the sudden, my head felt all light, like i was in the air. i felt a smile creep upon my face for no apparent reason. suddenly, i was trying to hold back from laughing, not knowing why. i was high as hell, and i just hoped no one could tell.mary claire comes over mid-class and instantly can tell i'm baked.
"Hey whats up"
i look at her and smile "heeey"
"what? wait did you smoke? your eyes are sooo red. why didnt you just tell me? i was waiting for you for class. you are so high."
"fo real? my eyes are red? can people tell?" i say it, but know by the way she's looking at me that they can. i remember she bought visine so i reach for her purse.
"what? wait did you smoke? your eyes are sooo red. why didnt you just tell me? i was waiting for you for class. you are so high."
"fo real? my eyes are red? can people tell?" i say it, but know by the way she's looking at me that they can. i remember she bought visine so i reach for her purse.
to wrap things up, the suspicious looking white powder was in high demand, as word got out that this stuff was legit. people were coming up to johnny all day, asking about it, buying it. mary claire was able to smoke it because even daniel bought some, along with a crackpipe of his own.
so today after class i drop by the smoking hut to wait for MC to get out of class, when someone mentions johnny and the white powder.
"did you hear about that white shit? yeah, the 'cannabanoid' is not that at all. it has been showing up on people's drug tests as PCP" informs a guy at the table.
"no way, are people pissed?"
"i mean what do you think. his whole argument was that it was just like weed but untracable. think about how many kids on probation were smoking down on that stuff. johnny doesnt even know what he's selling, and he still thinks it's legit."
"i mean what do you think. his whole argument was that it was just like weed but untracable. think about how many kids on probation were smoking down on that stuff. johnny doesnt even know what he's selling, and he still thinks it's legit."
as much as this does not suprise me, i start thinking about the fact that kids were running all over campus high on PCP all last week, the though makes me laugh, and suddenly johnny walks by. the hot black girl at the table, who i can already tell can be a bitch, gets up and follows him. i ask the asian to my left whats going on as everyone at the table struggles to eavesdrop. she got busted with it in a test, the cops then found it, and she gave them him name. johnny's freaking out, saying all this shit about the papers he has on how the stuff is what he says it is, then runs on in defeat. and this everyone, is why you should know what your selling when your selling it. or at least dont talk up shit.
anyway mary claire, banks and i are going to see irration tonight at the masquerade, hopefully along with a few others. hopefully it will actually happen..you never know with us.
these are some pictures we took in piedmont park with mary claire's shitty phone at the begining of the summer. a lovely afternoon, where everything was pretty and nature was moving
---------MC-----------------------alex---------------------i'm burnin up-----
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